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Galileo Galilei VS Issac Newton
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The third installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features famous italian scientist Galileo Galilei against gravity observer Issac Newton. It was uploaded December 4th, 2012.

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Jacob S. as Galileo Galilei and Issac Newton

Lyrics[]

Galileo Galilei:[]

I look through my telescope, and what do I observe?

A scientist hiding in the corner, I guess he's lost his nerve!

Did you eat that apple after it fell on you? No!

You fatty, we even measured weight after you, oh!

I'm a gentleman of the town, all the ladies love my beard,

With your curly wig and your ugly face, you just look weird!

You had a crush on Jesus, I rebelled against the church,

It took you ages to find formulas, I just use Google Search!

Issac Newton:[]

You're so stupid that your dad made you drop out of school,

You had three children without marrying? Dude, not cool,

Well at least you got a girl I guess that's sort of a plus,

But I don't see YOU at your desk studying calculus!

I won't rap against anyone, just the good ones, henceforth,

Your raps were as boring as watching a chandelier swing back and forth!

But seriously Mr. Galilei, your rhymes are just absurd,

I'm smarter then you'll ever be, and I didn't even go to Oxford!

Galileo Galilei:[]

I know you're sorry that you tried to step to me, but I shan't forgive!

Instead i'll write a book about this, "Dialouge Concerning the Worst Rapper to Ever Live"!

I'm so epic, even Freddie Mercury thinks so!

Galileo, Galileo, Figaro, your rhymes blow!

Issac Newton:[]

How about no?! That song's nastier than your mom!

Better watch your head 'cause i'm dropping apple bombs!

I put a rapping curse on you that'll flow throughout your kin!

Master Newton just defeated you, so take it on the chin!


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