| Richard the Lionheart VS Saladin | |
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The 30th installment of Epic Fanmade Rap Battles of History. It features British king, Richard the Lionheart against Arabic sultan, Saladin, in a battle of crusaders. It was uploaded July 11th, 2013.
Cast[]
Garrett Toler as Richard the Lionheart
Cameron Greely as Saladin
Lyrics[]
[Note: Richard the Lionheart is in bold text and Saladin is in italics.]
Time to start insulting this sultan who will never get laid!
Charging through the holy lands on, you guessed it, a crusade!
'Cause I'm Richard the Lionheart, elegantly built!
I'm King you ho, your flower power's gonna wilt!
It's plain and simple, Saladin, this victory's all mine!
You'll get your ass kicked from Egypt all the way to Palestine!
I'll lyrically assassinate, then England will celebrate,
You're gonna, lose, what can I say? It's your cali-fate!
Start the whole damn war just because of my religion?
You don't have the Heart of a Lion, you have the Heart of a Pidgeon!
You spent all your time in France? When it comes to kings, you're the worst!
Stop it with these silly nicknames, you're just Richard the First!
This'll end in a fatality, your army has no morality,
You have a wife just to cover up your homosexuality!
Try and conquer Jerusalam, I don't give a fuck!
How many crusades does it take to figure out that you suck?
You'll refer to me as sir when in my court, okay?
And I'll court anyone I want, does it really matter if I'm gay?
I'll rule from where I please, I'm still King nonetheless,
You'll end up at my feet like a peasant begging for forgiveness!
Nobody even cares enough about you to figure out when you were born!
Sure, you can fight some crusades, but this is a war!
This isn't just a battle of religions, it's a personal affair,
If you dare to try and challenge this crown that I wear!
You died in your mommy's arms letting your true colors show,
But me? I spit the best rhymes our century has ever seen, yo!
This castle of rhymes is about to fucking expand!
Berengaria led me on a tour though her Holy Land!
You sin left and right, and you hate on the Jews!
If the assassins can't defeat me, than neither can you!
Fighting won't get you to heaven, your soldiers are fools!
Step down from your throne and let the rap king rule!