|Percy Jackson VS Harry Potter|
The 8th installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features Hogwarts heros Harry Potter and Ron Weasley against Camp Half-Blood saviors Percy Jackson and Grover Underwood. It was uploaded March 5th, 2013. The video has been deleted, but the audio is still available.
I am a brave, spirited, natural leader willing to risk my life for friends!
I'd say the same for you, but you don't have parents!
I'm the Hero of Olympus! You're just a Half-Blood BITCH!
Hermoine took my magic wand and gave it a lick!
Are you and Ron together? That's very gay,
You've got some great stories, HA! J.K!
Abra- Kadabra- Alakazamzazam!
I'll lock you with some shackles in the prison of Azkaban!
Bloody Hell, we got an emo fag who thinks that he is all the best,
With his Uncle Zeus and his major dyslex-ia!
You're just a little swaggot from the 2000s decade,
You didn't know those Greek Gods' big talk won't get you laid!
Very funny, you say that Ron and I are together?
But you got a goat boy, you can't do better!
I got Hermoine Granger, she's right next to my face,
Did I tell you that my "wand" rocked your girlfriend Annabeth Chase?
You sick bastard, why did you diss my best friends?
I think somebody's jealous because their magic stick don't stand!
It took you seven books just to kill a bad guy,
And the one you trusted the most? Ha, he had to die,
Seriously, grow up, stop using fake card tricks,
Your magic wand is probably 100 times bigger than your dick,
I have to say that ginger friend of yours is indeed gay,
So you two listen up, the closet is that-a-way!
Thanks for pointing to the place, where you and Percy pucker up,
Even Luke has better looks than you two, so good luck!
So you're a "demigod" Percy? That's sounds a bit made up,
Are you sick ducks the reason there's skeet in Hufflepuff's Cup?
My basilisk is Slitheryin to Anna's "Chamber of Secrets"
Harry, shall we Avada Kedavra these phonies?
Before we kill ya' and be done with this, we just want to remind ya',
The light from this spell, will permenatly blind ya'!
- This is the first battle (in Epic Rap Battle Parodies) where more than 2 people rap.
- This is the first rap battle (in Epic Rap Battle Parodies) with fictional book characters
- This is also the first battle (in Epic Rap Battle Parodies) where someone raps for someone else, rather than 3rd party.