Mega-Man X vs The All-Stars Rap Battle
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The 16th battle and Season 1 Finale of Epic Rap Battles of Cartoon History. It has the blue bomber, Megaman X versus Season 1's best champions, DC's Superman, TMNT's Raphael, and DBZ's Vegeta. It was uploaded October 19th, 2012.
Lyrics[]
Mega Man:[]
Just call me X, short for Mega-Man,
And what these 3 can't, this droid can,
Named after a variable of limitless possibilities,
And i'm here to take a cyber dumb on your shitty rap abilities,
The shows over, somebody hit the lights,
I'm about to cut the tails off these 3 blind mice,
Dr. Light gave me the power to chose,
But all I know is winning so this time, you bitches lose!
Superman:[]
I'm the Man of Steel, you don't want to test my mettle,
It's like Lil John said, You'll never eva reach my level.
Raphael:[]
X, ZX, and Star Force, he's an attention junkie hero,
But after this last battle we'll all agree to call him Zero.
Vegeta:[]
My turn? My pleasure,
I'll split this clown in two and make this shit a double-header.
Superman:[]
And then i'll beat him senseless, this is your final fall,
You'll shake that head for answers like a gay magic 8 ball.
Mega Man:[]
A suitable opponent was impossible to find,
So they sent you 3 losers to take a loss one at a time,
Turtle in a half-shell? No it's more like turtle goop,
How about I blast you in the face, make Splinter taste your turtle soup,
And listen flyboy, or should I call you Super Soft?
There's more guys raiding your tomb than that slut Lara Croft,
Last up, It's Mr. Dragonballs,
Goku said you sucked his and hoped his jizz made you tall.
Superman:[]
You're a knock-off of me made in Taiwan,
Your little blaster gun wouldn't put a scuff in my nylon.
Raphael:[]
You've got jokes? Well it looks like the joke's on you,
You're a fake-ass Robocop who's dressed in baby blue.
Vegeta:[]
Maverick Hunter? Well meet the Saiyan Prince,
Big Bang Attacked your girl, she hasen't been the same since,
And who are you calling short? We're both the same height,
We need a battle Ref, they let a pussy in a cock fight.